5 Reasons You're More Normal Than Me

I saw a post similar to this one several months ago and thought I'd do it with my own life.
So here are the 5 reasons you're more normal than me.


Reason # 1.
I have always had this weird obsession with cows. 
I was in the middle of eating a Big Mac when I started crying about how my hamburger used to be a cow. I then went vegetarian for about the next year. I started eating meat again, but I have a hard time eating beef.

Reason # 2.
I secretly am in love with Donny Osmond. Only it's not a secret. 

Reason # 3. 
My little sister was in a musical where she got to wear a tutu. After the play was over she brought the tutu home and I used it as a veil while wearing an old prom dress of mine from high school and used my mom's table flowers as a bouquet. 

Reason # 4. 
Sometimes I suffer from IBS: Imaginary Boyfriend Syndrome.

Reason # 5. 
I once ate bacon and cheese flavored crickets. But they didn't even taste like bacon and cheese. They tasted like dirt. I was kind of disappointed.